That Bitchy New Yorker

Suzanne. 14. NY-2-FL. Lame jokes, good music taste. In too many fandoms to count. Post whatever the fuck I want.


My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.

just googled jacoby and the beard was a no


that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

true story: at a yankees-red sox home game in 2012, i saw jacoby fielding balls during batting practice and i yelled out “why did the red sox sign a little leaguer?” which everyone laughed at and he laughed at and missed a groundball and every tore him a new one

two years later hes mah man

Jacoby Ellsbury chats with David Ortiz and Jonny Gomes during batting practice - April 10, 2014

Jacoby Ellsbury during batting practice on his return to Fenway - April 22, 2014




after weeks of waiting
i finally get to go back to Fenway

send me pics

and a pic of jacoby plz


you hurt me


what do you mean it’s inappropriate to have Highway to Hell by AC/DC at my funeral


you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so